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Aaron Martini.com Adult Party Tips - Provide a Comedy List
Consumption Of Alcohol
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a moron.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like
thish.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your pants.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't
remember).
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named
Chuck.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing with you.
- WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.
- WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
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